Dow Down Bellow 8000. Go to a Fallout Shelter Near You And Wait. End is Near.
In a world that mirrors Wonder-world there is nothing left but to be cynical.
Today November 19, the market fell below 8000. So I was curious and decided to research, which industry was performing well in last 12 month. Below is a chart of the yearly performance of the different industries listed by percentage change.
You can notice that listed as a top performer is the tobacco product industry. Ok now, I decided to put money (as a matter of fact a lots of money) in the tobacco industry stocks, so I can offset the fullish investments that I made before in other stocks. But when I was about to light that fat cigar with smirk on my face, because I was happy thinking that I secured my future, I stumbled on a news that read Smokers could be quitters by 2020.
OMG you got screwed again, you schmuck 
